~ So you wanna be Beyond Birthday, huh? *laughs maniacally*. Well, follow the guidelines below to be a psychopath in no time.
1) Eat strawberry jam without spoon intervention. Hands are used in this process.
2) Consume 10 or more jars of strawberry jam everyday. [Note: this method must make you smell like jam too. if not, repeat process until succeed.]
3) Watch gory movies like Saw, The Dark, Child's Play, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Wrong Turn, etc. If someone is to die, just laugh and laugh your ass out.
4) Master Light's New LOL. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TUpm5…
[Note: If you master this kind of laugh, definitely, you'll surpass Beyond's evil laughter
5) Kill people who call you BACKUP. [Nanally: Backup!!!]
6) Stare into a person who has sore eyes until your eyes turn red if you cannot afford or cannot find a red contact lens. [dude, it's hard to search for red ones,you know]
7) Never mess your hair too much. BB's hair is much neater than L's.
8) Race with a cheetah until you win. BB is a fast runner, FYI.
9) You must familiarize yourself with the DeadxEndXLess and Beyond the Limit website. If you don't know about it, well, you sucks. *shrinks eyes* [They own the world's greatest pics of Beyond Birthday]
10) You must LOVE these songs:
They're Coming To Take Me Away by Neurotic Fish
A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature
Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature
House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance
Breath by Breaking Benjamin
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11) You must know how to play Wara Ningyo Dolls[ LOL ]
12)Randomly guess the name and death dates of your relatives. [They'll freak out for sure]
13) And MOST IMPORTANTLY, you must start to HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT L.This can go a looong drive, but this is the most essenstial procedure in this guide. So if you love everything about L, being BB may go upside down.
Well, goodluck!!~ ^^
NanallySakiiCurrent Status in this Guide: Currently listening to BB's songs.