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~ So you wanna be Beyond Birthday, huh? *laughs maniacally*. Well, follow the guidelines below to be a psychopath in no time. :D

1) Eat strawberry jam without spoon intervention. Hands are used in this process.

2) Consume 10 or more jars of strawberry jam everyday. [Note: this method must make you smell like jam too. if not, repeat process until succeed.]

3) Watch gory movies like Saw, The Dark, Child's Play, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Wrong Turn, etc. If someone is to die, just laugh and laugh your ass out.

4) Master Light's New LOL.…

[Note: If you master this kind of laugh, definitely, you'll surpass Beyond's evil laughter :P]

5) Kill people who call you BACKUP. [Nanally: Backup!!!]

6) Stare into a person who has sore eyes until your eyes turn red if you cannot afford or cannot find a red contact lens. [dude, it's hard to search for red ones,you know]

7) Never mess your hair too much. BB's hair is much neater than L's.

8) Race with a cheetah until you win. BB is a fast runner, FYI.

9) You must familiarize yourself with the DeadxEndXLess and Beyond the Limit website. If you don't know about it, well, you sucks. *shrinks eyes* [They own the world's greatest pics of Beyond Birthday]

10) You must LOVE these songs:
They're Coming To Take Me Away by Neurotic Fish
A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature
Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature
House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance
Breath by Breaking Benjamin
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11) You must know how to play Wara Ningyo Dolls[ LOL ]

12)Randomly guess the name and death dates of your relatives. [They'll freak out for sure]

13) And MOST IMPORTANTLY, you must start to HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT L.This can go a looong drive, but this is the most essenstial procedure in this guide. So if you love everything about L, being BB may go upside down.

Well, goodluck!!~ ^^
NanallySakiiCurrent Status in this Guide: Currently listening to BB's songs.


This entry was actually posted on Quizilla, but I edited some things here, and please comment if you want to add more!

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BeyondBirthdaysSis Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:o (Eek) All of this is really easy for me... I need to find contacts but still... easiest thing I've ever done.Major Ocelot Emote time for people to die.... :D (Big Grin) 
cutiepie247 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
Love this!!! :D But I think hating L will be difficult for me lol
ATHJChester Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i cannot do number 13.........does hating light count? his name starts with an L.
mad4icecream Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
nanallysakii Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011
Cool! :iconyeahplz: You should record it and post it on YouTube! :D
mad4icecream Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I would but I'm not allowed to get an account. ^^;

:iconnanallysakil: : ...She was serious???
Artizmee Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2011
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Artizmee Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2011
hahhahahaha add mee
Artizmee Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2011
i think number13 wud be da hardest for me i cud do everything else SUPER easily
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